Wash your mouth out. Dolly Parton! Loretta Lynn! Tammy Wynette! The Dixie Chicks! June Carter! Gillian Welch!

By all accounts, he is super nice. My aunt ran into him once while she was on vacation and they had a margarita together, and he let her get a picture with him.

The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…

Blimey!
Enough time has passed
Now is the time
Go for it
Hillary
And
Zap
Into the Presidential race

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

Can I steal that last one? I feel like my genuine social anxiety (so bad that I have panic attacks right before major events and vomit while in those major events) isn't working as an excuse anymore. You'd think "I will literally hyperventilate and then vomit everywhere," would work, but fuck it, I'm building so many…

I'm in Indpls and I believe that the majority of businesses here and in the surrounding areas will go out of their way to let customers know that EVERYONE is welcome. The Mayor is a Republican, and he blasted Pence for this bullshit.

#NotAllHoosiers ?

I said it yesterday, but I can't believe Indiana Democrats couldn't find a credible person to run against Mike Pence. He's a disaster, and if you spent five seconds watching him in Congress, you KNEW he was going to pull some shit like this when he became governor.

I'm with you. Damnit I love living in Indianapolis, but man, I'm embarrassed.

It's not surprising in the least. Mike Pence (and Mitch Daniels before him) have done their best to make Indiana the most embarrassing state in the Midwest. Wisconsin gets all the pub, but, Indiana has secretly been the absolute worst. This is a guy who is destroying public education in Indiana, refused Medicaid…

I'M GOING TO SEE RIRI IN A COUPLE WEEKS! I CANNOT WAIT!!!

shouldn't billy eichner only type in caps? I hardly know what he's saying on Twitter because NOT SHOUTY ENOUGH!

mine too, fo sho. who needs gods and goddesses, heroes and villains, moirai's where it's at

i feel like anna wintour is the moirai of fashion's existence

It is SO HARD to get medical-field parents to be impressed by illness or injury. My sister and I had constant strep (her) and ear infections (me) and my doctor dad would just pour down the penicillin and tell me I had to wait it out.

"I am not now to learn,'' replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am therefore by…

Isn't this almost the plot of that '90s movie Return to Me?

You really shouldn't run in Chuck Taylors.

its from 2011, who wore it better???