Hey, do you heart Charlie? Coz he works out at the gym attached to my work and my colleagues see him in there all the time, and not only yes, he really looks like that, but he is nice as shit and does stuff like steps aside for people and waits his turn on machines and is friendly and chatty DESPITE the fact that this…

As do the Boilermakers

I leave this for you all:

I just finished Season 2 of The Fall.

*gazes longingly at picture of Elizabeth Warren*

Look, if there's one thing that I learned from DeAngelo Barksdale, other than always have a Library buddy, it's that the boss might move slow but they move in any direction they please.

Just for the sake of comparison:

I'm due any day now and plan on eating my placenta. Encapsulation though, no smoothies. And I'm hiring someone to do that shit. Once you've experienced PPD, you'll try ANYTHING.

Don't forget librarians. We're trained expert searchers. If you have a specialist question, seek a library that specializes in that thing and send us an email with your question. If you've spent more than 5 minutes with Google, we'll figure out the rest for you.

Trudie was into it and had a very good sense of humor about Stephen Colbert's Sting tantric sex joke.

Ahhhh that new song Uptown Funk is my favorite right now! Go watch the music video if you haven't. Mars pretty much reaches MJ-levels of cool.

Tiny babies eat literally all the time and will start screaming when not fed from a bottle and being carried like a tiny baby.

As a librarian, I can assure you that people still ask these weird things.

God I feel like I'm cheating on Jamie from Outlander's butt right now

I LOVE MIRANDA LAMBERT SO MUCH Y'ALL. but seriously. I used to hate country and then I listened to a few of her bad ass lady songs and I was sold.

Muggle Studies.

Donuts are for the mouth part of your face.

The ultimate comfort food.