SPOILER ALERT: There's a shrimp sale at the crab crib.

Whatever, I can't believe you said not having cable was worse than slavery! ;)

What's sillier? Being mad at spoilers or being mad that people are mad at spoilers? I mean, xir whole logic is, "There are more important things to be angry about." Maybe xe shouldn't be so upset about us hating spoilers...

The lack of the ability to afford to consume these things is. Especially when the writer of the article instructs readers to "catch up" when they haven't accessed it in what the writer seems to determine is a timely fashion. This is about class and wealth. Having or not having the time and money to access this kind of…

Except that no one was comparing it to more serious problems like rape or child abuse. No one on this article is saying "I'm more mad about this spoiler than I am about the Eric Garner verdict!" We can call out small privileges without putting them on a level with large privileges.

Is there a reason you feel the need to be such an incredible dick about this? Being able to afford cable is undoubtedly a privilege. Just because people are also blind or deaf or differently-abled or poor or cancer-stricken doesn't negate the fact that having cable is privilege. Just like the fact that women in other…

Why you playing the oppression olympics?

I disagree with your theory because that call was only 5 seconds long, but I mostly came here to say, "Jezzie Serial Redditors UNITE! At 4am!"

That's not a bad theory. I know that most likely both Jay and Adnan were involved somehow and neither is telling the whole truth about that day, but I can't shake this theory that Hae confronted Jay and Jay is the one who strangled her. Jen either knows the truth and is covering for Jay, or Jay told her a similar…

Obviously none of this should be about me, but fuck it if I've been able to accomplish much of ANYTHING at work this morning. The rage is more or less overwhelming me. I'm angry, frustrated, despondent.... I can completely understand why its hard to practice non-violence. I'M having trouble with it.

I think this is a good thing. Calorie counts on menus do affect my choices. Example: Sorry, Starbucks, but I can no longer enjoy peppermint mocha lattes now that I know they're 500 calories for a venti.

My boyfriend is a libertarian who thinks Ayn Rand had some nifty ideas. I am a far left progressive liberal who hates Ayn Rand with a deep, deep passion. He likes to send me articles about Rand's outspoken support of abortion rights. I like to apply her philosophies to all areas of his life. For example, he rescued a…

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Pregnant woman is pregnant.

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

i am disappointed in myself rn 4 realz

"Kerosene" is my go-to karaoke song. No regrets.

Miranda Break Up Songs are the BEST Break Up Songs. Totally allowed me to unleash my crazy without risking bodily harm or prison.

Please do not with Deacon.