Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

The Fear Street Saga! Those were the best.

It looks like that is what we are going to do. :-) Customers keep calling the bakery asking if they can order #notacronuts.

That gif is basic.

Right? "We were all fine with it since the 1930s"—does he mean like how the dominant oppressive group has been fine with everything we've later decided was bad and it was just treated as fine because other people's voices didn't matter? BOOO MCCONAUGHEY.

I would imagine that this nurse was given all manner of assurances by her employer that it was perfectly safe to be taking care of Duncan and that she had nothing to worry about. she called the CDC and they told her to go ahead and fly. in hindsight, it's easy to criticize, but when you are told over and over again by…

Yes yes, all of this is true, but...

Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson would all like to give you a beating behind a dive bar.

I'm in my twenties, and I definitely find myself sometimes falling into the "Cool Girl" persona when I'm with groups of people, even I know that parts of it are definitely faked. Life in your twenties is hard and confusing, and it is very easy to find yourself adopting a personality that is what you think the other…

Let's not make fun of mental illness, please.

LL is in a play with RICHARD SCHIFF AND IS BLOWING HER LINES?

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

why are there not fifty thousand movies about these chicks. fifty. thousand.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

To those crying publicity stunt.... the money all spends the same for the charity regardless of the reasons motivating the donation.

The Irsays will be pulling the $100,000 out of a succession of briefcases.

I love that it's the Colts who did this. Just one little extra fuck you to Baltimore.

I get the distinct impression that this woman has been on OKCupid for a while, has grown immensely frustrated with the quality of messages and dates and dates that threaten to happen but never do, and has thus decided to just lay it all bare in one massive spew. The better course of action would be to deactivate her…

This is why I just drink DIET Pepsi all the time.

There's only one man that Connie Britton needs to do a sex scene with, and I think we all know who that is.