I got this message and wondered if it was something they sent to everyone or just a few people. Either way it's totally gross. And believe me, I'm not seeing way hotter guys now that I'm in some "elite" group.

Is it bad that I want this to happen just so my beloved Charlie can get out of this mess? I jokingly told a friend about a year ago that the only way I'd be willingly dragged to the 50 Shades movie was if Charlie Hunnam was in it. She was the first person to text me to tell me he had been cast and is holding me to my…

I just did my best Nancy Kerrigan "WHYYYY????" when I heard this. Charlie, don't you know the club is going to give you major shit for this? What will Gemma and Tara say?

I want to see her in concert so badly this fall, but no one will go with me. The closest she's touring to me is two hours away, and I really don't want to go to a concert that far away by myself. My friends are terrible and lame.

I got really snotty with a guy on OKC who sent me a message asking how it was possible that I was a Colts and Patriots fan. I asked him if he could read, because I clearly stated that I was NOT a Patriots fan and to assume that I was a Patriots fan was insulting. He didn't every message me back for some reason.

LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!

My best friend dated a Patriots fan back in 2006-2007. He dumped her the week before the AFC Championship game, and we left a totally bitchy and drunken voicemail on his phone after the Colts came back to win to go to the Superbowl. He was a major douche canoe that I hated even when they dated, so it was particularly…

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, this is possibly true. I was bemoaning our hopeless season two weeks ago after our pathetic showing against the Bills. My dad had to remind me that we lost every preseason game the year we won the Superbowl.

The only thing worse than that would be living with a Patriots or Texans fan. Though I'm still not sure Texans fans actually exist.

Dirty Charlie circa season one of SoA is the best Charlie.

As a woman who knows more about the West Coast offense and 3-4 defense than most guys, I find this incredibly condescending. But it's also condescending when I meet men who are so shocked to find out how much I know about football. Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I can't take an obsessive interest in sports.

I don't agree with that assessment at all. I think he's done some great work on SoA, especially last season. But I guess YMMV.

Yeah, I've never read any of the books and have no desire to read them or see the movie. Charlie is just way too good for that crap.

No Charlie!!! I love Charlie Hunnam so much, especially on Sons of Anarchy, but I will not see him in 50 Shades. Ugh, just no.

I'm just imagining what their idea of torture is, in the unfortunate event that you should be kidnapped. Hours of Tom Cruise jumping on a couch and yelling at you? An endless stream of The Pursuit of Happyness? Using those little eye opener torture things while forcing you to read L. Ron Hubbard books? There are so…

I'm generally okay with their tops and dresses, but I probably won't buy their pants online. I'm generally an 8/10, but I usually have to buy a 12 in their pants.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yeah, I just go to Marshall's to buy my workout gear. They have great stuff for really cheap. There's this brand of super stretchy sports bras I swear by that they sell for $7 a piece. I have one in every color.

This is probably the best news I've heard all year. H&M is my favorite store, but both of the ones in my city are inconvenient for me to get to. Now I can shop at work like the lazy American I have always wanted to be!