You guys, I think I met a guy on Match.com who is not a total creep or weirdo! He's got a stable job, can form complete and thoughtful sentences, is super cute, and is really funny. The only drawback it that he lives two hours away. It's not an insurmountable distance, but why can't he live here? WAH WAH WAH.

I could also use this advice. I'm moving to a new area of town where I don't know anyone, and I'd love to meet new people to hang out with.

C.J. is an excellent choice for many reasons.

So, I wasn't the ugly friend per se, but I definitely was the fat friend in my group in college. They were all size 2 to 4, while I was an 18, but they never made any issue about my weight and excepted me for who I was. After college I lost almost 80 pounds, and my relationships with them have definitely changed. One…

I posted this in GT because I forgot about the Saturday Night Social, so now I'm cross-posting here.

Can I just say that I love your SN? Gotta love West Wing.

If you could be any picture book character who would you be and why? I haven't read a picture book since I learned how to read. This was for an adult reference librarian position, so I thought it was a little ridiculous to ask about children's books.

Don't get me wrong, this sounds absolutely delicious. But it would be way better with Smores poptarts.

I have a set of characteristics, both physical and mental, that I look for in a guy. It doesn't mean I won't date guys who don't fit those characteristics, it just means that those are the guys I tend to be more attracted to. I've dated guys before that were short, led a less than active lifestyle, and maybe weren't…

Sharp Objects and Dark Places were much better. Gillian Flynn is totally screwed up, and I love her for it.

I guess good for her for making the most out of the opportunity she was given. I am interested to know, though, what her sister thinks of her business endeavors. If my sister were wringing as much fame as she could out of her association with me, I think I'd be a little peeved. But at least she isn't giving tell all…

Apropos of nothing, but I have a MAJOR issue with this list. I have degrees from both Purdue and Indiana, and there is no way Indiana should be ranked higher. Bloomington is a better town than Layafette, but that's about the only way it's better.

Every time I hear the words "September issue" I think of Andre Leon Talley's Louis Vuitton tennis gear and laugh. I love that movie so much. Mainly for Grace Coddington, but also for ALT and his extravagance.

I've always said I was going to name my first born daughter Georgiana. Because I love traditional names, Pride & Prejudice, and the former Duchess of Devonshire. Now I just have to get my hypothetical future husband on board.

Yawn. Call me when she gives birth to dragons.

Wait, you're from suburban Indiana? Where in suburban Indiana? The Region or Naptown suburbs? I only ask because I'm from the Naptown suburbs and there are so very few cool people from the Naptown suburbs.

I love J. Crew. I get e-mail alerts for their factory store, and I'm constantly buying work cclothes from them. I recently got two very nice dresses, one navy and one black, for around $40 a piece when they were having a 50% off sale. Their sales definitely make the clothes worth it.

The best part about this whole thing is the Royal Fetus parody account on Twitter.

Someone needs an editor. Also, the time I met Britney Spears at an Abercrombie & Fitch is infinitely more exciting than this. Mainly because I actually met her.

You can pry my precious Coke Zero from my cold, dead hands.