I'm sort of the same way (some places have gorgeous bridesmaid/evening gowns that are more fairly priced than The Wedding Gowns and are generally more my style/less poofy).

Yeah, pretty rare, but from my days in customer service screaming profanities meant A) I told you to leave or B) I got the manager and requested that they ask you to leave.

Dude, if I let my son only eat what he likes, his entire diet would be candy and breakfast sausages. Those are seriously the only 2 foods he likes. This is a kid who complains about pizza. So... yeah.

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

I feel bad for the next customer actually, because I literally stood there and stared at the stacks of cups for a good two minutes while my mind did a hard reboot.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

I haven't seen the film.
But i want to comment on a phenomenon that is very weird for us, outsiders (I'm brazilian) to observe.
The over glorification of american armed forces.
Don't get me wrong, i appreciate the sacrifice, the hardship, the loss soldiers and their families endure during war time, even though i had to…

your religion can guide your moral stance, it doesn't get to legislate everyone else's

For serious, I think it's the only way to go if this personhood nonsense takes any further root. Okay, it's a person. If there's a motherfucker physically latched onto me and sucking out my bodily nutrients without my permission, you better believe I'm killing that guy. Self-defense, you tiny vampire asshole.

Honestly, I just don't get these "conservatives." (More like RINOs, amiright?) Zygotes and embryos are literal parasites. They contribute nothing and steal their food directly from their host's blood. I would think they'd want these lazy slackers to get out there and earn their keep as soon as possible. (That, or…

I'd like to think that will be the day we take up all those guns the Repubs are keeping available to us and start a civil war

A close 3rd... I'm sure there's a bit of the Landler in there.

Hey, thanks for your completely irrelevant opinions on my marriage with my partner of almost 10 years. It is totally possible for two consenting adults that happen to have 10 or more years between them to have a normal and healthy relationship. It is also to have a totally fucked up relationship with someone your own…

When I saw the preview, my reaction was "If I were her I'd be more freaked out as to why there was a 25 year old dude in my high school class."

The engagement ended. What did you do with the ring?

For the mouth part of his face?

I know a young lady, Amy, not connected to this restaurant except spiritually, who could have been the server. Amy attends the same program as my 22 yr old son - a "sheltered workshop". And there is a restaurant that employs her. Amy cannot wait, and she cannot bus, and she cannot tend bar, but Amy certainly can host.…

All of them? Probably all of them.