I didn't start roasting chicken for Mrs. Hezziciah until years after we got hitched. Also, good lord who roasts a chicken at that low a temperature?!?

You are approaching this with a degree of level-headedness that is antithetical engagement season. Y U H8 LUV?

The second one reminded me of a woman that I used to have to deal with...

2016: <— Can you believe I'm still doing this shit?

She should keep it going! Next year she should get " <—-Now I regret this one too "

Crab dude knew Bob, tho. He doesn't want any fucking pasta, either.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

IT PUTS THE SMILE ON ITS FACE OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Y'know, if we'd just smile and spread our legs for fuck's sake, none of this would even happen. It's like we don't even WANT to stop the problem.

"You're a bitch for assuming that every strange man is a possible attacker." "You're a stupid and irresponsible bitch for not being more careful / not dressing more conservatively / not ignoring that strange man who talked to you."

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

It just made it that tiny bit more depressing and exasperating to me. She rejected him with patriarchy-acceptable ego-saving language and he still killed her for it.

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

#yesallwomen

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