You have picked a really weird cross to bear if this is the type of person you'd not want called dumb via a headline.

Baby Tolkien fan? I like the way you think.

Sad to see you go, but I'm glad you're doing something new and cool as well. Fair winds and following seas!

First of all, EGR loves this lady. We all do, she's a national treasure. Second of all, don't you have a puppy to go kick or something? Maybe some rape statistics to dispute?

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

We, the general public, only saw the one video of the accident. The GJ had access to "enhanced video" (which probably just means "zoomed in"), multiple witnesses including emergency services personnel and accident reconstruction experts, yet for some reason you're right because you're from Indy, watch a lot of NASCAR,…

As far as I'm concerned the marijuana thing is giving Ward the benefit of the doubt. The only other possible scenario is that he tried to head-butt a racecar while sober.

I want you to know I don't blame you for being an idiot. I blame Deadspin.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

LOL. You don't know shit about hurtful comments. You know what's hurtful? When 100 women share their experiences and knowledge with one man who supposedly asked a question that he actually wanted answered and he refuses to believe them. You are blowing all of these people off, essentially telling them you think they…

Brilliant. I don't think I've ever said this to anyone before but you just SCHOOLED him.

You have systematically ignored or dismissed dozens of women who engaged with you civilly and politely, explaining exactly why your demand that women overtly respond to every single man who messages them on dating sites is unreasonable. You have not come up with any sort of response to them as to why you think they're…

I agree that many people need to handle dating situations better; the profoundest example I've ever run across of a failure to handle dating situations well was a man who was so bad at dating that he didn't manage to drink enough water and ended up having to be hospitalized for dehydration. Talk about not handling…

It's neat how you started out by minimizing the totally absurd and unacceptable behaviors of these men, made a ridiculous demand about how women act on dating sites, and then have totally ignored dozens of responses that were polite and made a perfectly clear case for why women don't need to act the way you wish. And…

Today in choosing to ignore the answer and miss the point...

I don't give two shits about your sex. I do think standing someone up is shitty. I have no idea if her cat really did get lost. I don't care. Standing outside in the heat for two hours and not getting a drink shows a real inability to care for yourself on the most basic level and that has NOTHING to do with that woman.

But male feelings are at stake here! Don't you know that's the most important thing?

As a guy who did the dating site thing (where I met my fiance) I hear you, but I disagree. Random people don't deserve the sort of total honesty you're pitching here, out of the box. That's something you earn over the course of a relationship with someone.