Bless your heart.

I can totally see how Goodell knocked the suspension down to two games after seeing this.

Does it come with blood stains?

The angle she hit that handrail, man he's lucky she isn't dead...

What I found almost as disturbing as the punch was Rice's reaction afterwards. There seemed to be no "oh shit, sorry sorry shit what have I done" kind of reaction that you would think someone might have if they simply 'snapped' for a split second. Seemed to be more of a "that's what you get if you step to me bitch,…

Lets not forget everyone, this is only half as bad as smoking weed.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

Awwwww, baby man's fee fees are hurt

This made me smile :)

It might be astounding to learn this so you may wanna sit down, but <whispers> we are not all your mother.

No, please don't. Women aren't on parade for your entertainment, they aren't looking for your approval. They are living their own independent lives and believe it or not they will be much happier if they can have a moment's peace where they aren't being actively reminded that every man on earth is judging their…

If it's a woman you know and not a stranger on the street, then yes, compliment her. I personally enjoy compliments on my outfits and shoes from people I trust and talk to on a regular basis. Strangers though, better not saying anything. I see girls sporting some cute outfits on the streets all the time and although I…

I had a guy tell me the exact same thing once while I was fighting pre-thanksgiving crowds in Wegmans (a supermarket in Buffalo/Rochester). I turned around and told him (in the spirit of the holiday season) that what I thought would be pretty is "if I took out my pepper spray and lit his a$$ up like a Christmas tree."

I most certainly correct the dog, I am not going to just let him bark his head off all damn day. You handle it how you want to, I'll handle it my way. Thanks!

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

I just want to warn everyone that these aren't "viral" videos in the sense that they have become inexplicably popular on the internet, but viral videos in the sense that if you watch them, a horrible and fatal literal virus will be transmitted into your brain and will kill you.

"you need to accessorize, marine. see how fly i am? this oak leaf cluster will bring some interest to this otherwise drab suit"

So basically, a bunch of people who are a) looking for anything to ding the President on and b) have no idea what looks good. 'Cause that suit is niiiiice.

The mean girl party was fantastic! Mark brought pineapple-flavored rum (weirdo). We all got drunk and watched re-runs of Maude. (Again, Mark's idea.)