Why clone? I’m pretty sure Adam Sandler can pump out one shitty Adam Sandler movie every day.

Why couldn’t Netflix use the money they spent on Adam Sandler to make a lot of these?

Holy shits

If “gastrointestinal problems” are the only symptoms of E.Coli, Chipotle has given it to me for years now

Oh, one last thing - I do require access to computer facilities in order to complete my work assignments.

My fees? Quite reasonable. I require one sunbeam and exactly two belly rubs per day.

A copy of my resume? But of course! Here you are:

This dickbag makes $95K a year as a head coach for a public school in Georgia??? Wtf

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Thanks for the recap in text. Now I am sure I will not click on the video.

“Oh snap”

My 7-year-old boy accidentally saw this and I assumed he would have been greatly upset. But instead he said “awesome” and wanted to show it to his friends. “Sniff,” my boy is really growing up.

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson thinks this is bullshit.

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.