Well ... I often read Lifehacker articles but have not registered an account. Yet I'm a Pediatrician (from Europe , excuse my English). This has to be one of the worst stupidest ideas ever for multiple reasons. You're just going to end up with digestive issues in your baby. This is completely not only useless but…

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

"We show Wizards games three times a week. What's a few more seconds of junk?"

Sexlessness is sexy.

This is certainly eye-opening. I'm no doctor, but my ex-girlfriend and best friend exhibited these symptoms at some point. Both swore to that they had several withdrawal experiences and, gosh, it sure seemed like she had a 12-month period.

Consider it fixed.

"I still believe that Josh Freeman has a bright future ahead of him."—

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

"Hey guys, don't be a dick."

#twss

You're touching it wrong.

The PS4 doesn't have a wobbling problem, it can stop any time it wants to.

Ho ho ho, I like it. Santa would NOT visit that little enclave. "Fuck that" said Santa. Explain that to your kids, shitstains!