You guys, I literally think I have a problem.

Thirty years ago, I spied my husband in a class called "Literature of the Absurd." He was tall and had brown eyes. He looked smart. I was ready to move.

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

When you're putting something hot in the blender just remove the little plastic circle thingie in the middle of the lid and cover the hole with a dish towel.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

I would eat there every fuckin' day.

"Our sandwich is served with old jews. Plural. Specifically, Max and Morty will accompany the sandwich."

These people were stupid, but in all 3 cases I blame food companies misusing the names of actual foods and drinks on products.

I worked for a short while in customer service for an ISP and one day this guy calls (not a customer) and demands that we call his neighbour (a customer) and ask that they disable the password for their w-fi because he could no longer access the Internet since his neighbour enabled password protection. He even…

How does ice pack lady even live with herself? If people knew I ate an ice pack I would seriously die of shame. Die. Of. Shame.

When I picked back up and explained to her that she had eaten the ice pack but good news, it's non-toxic, she yelled at me for putting her on hold, because she is very busy and doesn't have time to wait on hold. Busy eating ice packs, I guess."

It's like the took some photos of hipsters going about their daily lives and built the advertising campaign around them.

I have no idea about whether or not it's illegal, but I couldn't even read this article past this post because I get so upset about bottled water. I would have walked the F out and found a bar that is interested in people moderating their drinking with drinking plenty of tap water. ALSO THE ENVIRONMENT EVERYONE. OKAY?

We were charged for ice at a fancy bar that also charged us to get in. It was a beautiful place, but I will never go back. I should leave them a review, haha.

The grudge is super weird and crazy, and I can't imagine being that upset about it years later. But I think the original complaint was completely valid. In the UK it is actually a legal requirement that anyone who is licensed to serve alcohol must also offer free tap water. I thought there was a similar law in the…

I love it for those reasons as well. I love Sansa in general, but something particularly interesting to me is the portrayal of Arya and her father. Ned Stark and Arya both represent, at least at first, archetypes that we have seen many many many times as protagonists in fantasy stories. But as the story goes on we see…

This is one of many reasons you guys NEED to go see "Edge of Tomorrow" - it's fantastic, and a big part of that is the fantastically written female lead (played by Emily Blunt, no less) and the refreshingly egalitarian relationship between two action movie main characters who happen to be a chick and a dude.

Exactly. I started reading and:

Been to many weddings without ever choosing to get married? Try being gay and not having the option.