He looks like Fievel Goes West and Finds Methamphetamines.

I live here too & now I want this on a t-shirt.

Sometimes, the last thing you want is tender lovemaking, lol. btw, I always figured Opus Dei was the BDSM faction of the gay utopia that is the Vatican.

Yeah. I would. Maybe even in the jail parking lot after I paid his bail.

Had he been at the art museum across the river punching the nazis guarding the “traditional” art the week before, I would have probably touched his special place. But smoke bombs in the newly renovated state capital? Nah.

He’s a utility infielder, versatile.

extremely generous and possibly blind.

I’m all about dirty hot guys, he’s not too young for me, I agree with Rich that circumstances suggest big dick, he’s the son of America’s dad, AND he was arrested protesting. That’s worthy of multiple bangings from me.

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

As opposed to waiting until he falls asleep? What the hell is going with you Millennials?

The Donald Trump in Jason Momoa’s body thing was really conflicting.

I live in St Paul and there’s a lot of truth here.

You just know he showers once a week and smells of sweat and patchouli oil, so my answer is yes, I’d bang the shit out of him. But in your bed.

At minimum he needs to man bun it for whatever the duration is.

You can’t sleep with an Exotic Woke, and demand he cut his exotic woke haircut.

Kurt Russell in Escape From New York? Wow, are you generous!

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.

Would you have sex with Tim Kaine’s son?