Of course I watched that “fucked up video of a clam” clip after this, and then I started thinking, “What if Jon Hamm has a geoduck situation goin on down there?” ....I’m not proud of myself. 

I don’t know how it’s even possible, but he looks more like John Mayer on a coke binge than John Mayer looks like on a coke binge.

Get that guy a hairbrush & I might even be able to do it lights-on.

agreed- So is he supposed to be like, Jonah Hill 2.0?

Super clever- lol

Can you imagine the Scene from Anchorman when all the different news stations rumble- but then Breitbart shows up? Terrifying thought. 

I have an abusive ex boyfriend who ate steak this way also, so I feel like the abuse thing isn’t a coincidence.

I work in motorcycles & have seen this get really popular in the industry the past few years. I don’t think they get it at all- maybe the 1st few did, but the rest of them are just following some bullshit ironic hipster non-trend trend.

Ugh, I do too & it makes me want to Cersei Lannister myself- SHAME! *bell ring* 

Chiropractors are the Diet Vanilla Coke of doctors. Also, does this guys wife & daughter hate him or are they also morons? One of them should have stepped in & said, “honey, how about model airplanes instead?”

Just reading this is making me dry up faster than the Sahara.

I would be offended by this comment as a citizen of Janesville, but luckily instead of needing a “safe place,” I can just head down to the bar tonight- the one right in the middle of the abandoned GM plant’s parking lot. lololol

My Gramma, Marie Reilly, 86 from Janesville, Wisconsin (hometown of Paul Ryan) on how she felt about being able to vote for the 1st viable female candidate for president: “YIPPEEEEEYY!” She’s a traditional Irish woman who keeps her wisdom short & sweet, haha.