Assholes are assholes, not matter what they eat.

The more concerning issue is that one would probably become diabetic. Bananas have a lot of sugar and are relatively high on the glycemic index.

Plus bitch be tripping on sugar with that amount of fruit. She doesn’t come from and eating disorder background, she actively has one. Which makes this whole thing sad.

Also wouldn’t that be way too much potassium and sugar?

Jenny Maroney is my spiritual guide.

According to Jenna Maroney, the secret is to grease them up with salad dressing.

They have flopped at least once.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

i called also, and katie was very snippy with me when she told me that mike pence doesn’t have an opinion on me having premarital period sex with my live-in boyfriend. i asked if i could get that and writing and she said no and hung up.

also, no reply from governor pence or the bill’s author, casey cox, if you can believe it. my period’s coming SOON and i’m about to be super horned up, I NEED AN ANSWER MIKE

I take sketch comedy very seriously.

So...uh...I don’t want to be a pedant here, but “Supported the possibility of a filibuster” and “Actually filibustered” are two VERY different things.

Totally. I’m fairly confident that if you went to Labrie before his trial and asked him if he thought rape was wrong, he would have said it was. I’m also fairly confident that Labrie had no idea that his actions could be considered rape and that he was shocked and bewildered by the fact that he was on trial. He…

I really think that they were happy with Caila until they saw the reaction on twitter where a lot of viewers were calling her boring and bland and saw the amount of love out there for JoJo and pulled a 180 on it. This is my first year of the Bachelor, I’ll watch Bachelorette with JoJo but wouldn’t of with Caila.

Caila seems like a great girl but she is a little boring to watch on TV. As a fan of the show, I am much more likely to tune into the next season with JoJo as the bachelorette. Isn’t that the point of the show? To entertain the audience? It’s not like these people are honestly looking for love.

At least they had women read it and not men #progress

I mean, I’m a Bernie supporter, but I’ll be voting Hillary in the General if she gets the nom, and I’ll be happy to see either of them destroy Drumpf in a debate.

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

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