You mean a few feet further down is the gardener?!!

Yeah, the boys don’t want those boring chemistry sets! Give them Tonka Tanks and Super Shockers!

I demand that everybody stop having children altogether. Children are gross.

Can we just get it in our heads that it is not solely the duty of infertile people to carry the burden of our foster care systems? This woman has already adopted three anyways, but it seems like whenever an infertile person seeks to birth a biological child there are a bunch of people just waving their hands around…

Ariana takes it very seriously since she trained in being a music video extra

TRYING SO HARD TO BE CHROMEO.

Did Lala get training in being an extra in a music video? Ariana takes it very seriously since she trained in being a music video extra and it’s going to offend her if Lala just decided one day she was gonna be a music video extra.

I sure hope she has good health insurance and doesn’t have to rely on that Liberal Obummer Care....

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

That was infuriating. I wanted her to become Julianne Moore’s character in Magnolia when she goes off in the pharmacy so badly, I tried to create in a vine. That fucking prick needed to get told off, but Clark could only stand there and take it. Ugh............

I think the closest I can recall in real life was when Owen Labrie’s lawyers dressed him in a nerd costume for his sexual assault trial so he didn’t look like the captain of the varsity rape team anymore.

*flies off with you because I agreeeeeee*

The show is terrible. It’s 30 women fighting over a not-too-bright guy who (let’s face it) isn’t even that great looking, hailing from some fakakta backwater of a town, all so that they can date said guy, potentially leave their own lives behind and move to said fakakta backwater town and live a potentially miserable…

Well I’m not white, so your criticism of my post is nothing but pure adulterated racism. And you can’t refute it because your skin is too light to have a valid opinion on the matter.

Hillary is also Canada, judging by my Twitter feed...

For once, Hillary is America.

This is a bad “joke.” Sorry, but please think about how lucky you are and how many people who are abused and raped actually believe something is wrong with them to have deserved it.

Actual quote from one of my Trump-worshipping, Hillary-hating neighbors, after I mentioned Bernie Sanders: “Who’s that? Another black guy?”

(great screen name. I feel like Rosie Grier would have had this on a tee shirt)