On THEY’RE own?? You’re killing me, Jezebel.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

I’m Italian and Irish. There’s a lot from both cultures in my family (more the Italian side)... I have no “white culture”.

I’ve worked for many wedding photographers assisting wedding photography. The format of the weddings usually went: ceremony, bride and groom pose for pictures while everyone else starts drinking or getting appetizers (or just straight to dinner at lower budget weddings), the bride and groom often had their own meals…

Fun fact! My previous employer had a large break in between his wedding and reception HOWEVER, they lived in Wisconsin, and this is customary there (because most local guests need to have time to go home and milk their cows/goats.) At least that’s what they told us when we asked about their wedding.

Omg one of my favorite Jez commenters! I missed you too! I was live texting with a friend and also assumed this.

I’m a woman and also think poo/fart stories are hilarious. My friend once gave me an 8 page birthday card about comparing my birthday to farts. Ten or so years later, it is still up on my desk in my office.

this gif/vine/clip never fails to make me LOL. Oh Bernie, you lovable sonuvabitch!

EXACTLY

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha no that’s not why a lot of us watch. I watch for the delicious, delicious orchestrated shit show that is “lightly scripted” reality TV. It makes me feel so much better about myself to see these idiots go apeshit over trying to date a person they pre-determined that they wanted…

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. I slam a few friends (or used to) recently on facebook who liken GMO’s to non-organic produce because all of the infographics and images they repost give the impression that GMO = chemicals. I am against GMO’s but because it is bad for our agricultural economy (patents on seeds, etc.)

I was in 6th grade when this trial was happening, and I also looked just like Curly Sue, down to the dark brown, long, curly hair. This has always been my hair (minus the curly bangs... although they were curly back then.)

I meant with a boyfriend. If it’s just girl friends? Its RUNNING LEGGINGS and t-shirts all day erryday! That’s when I am living my best life, no fucks given, I don’t even wear makeup half the time.

Honestly... thats what your wrist guards, elbow pads, and knee pads smell like in roller derby if you do not wash them frequently. It was an oddly disgusting sweet-but-gross smell.

seconded. hahaha!

Ew no. I watched a lot of the first season of his show, but he bored me and I found that the guest panel at the end could be so extremely tone-deaf and borderline insulting (without Larry calling them on it, at least on LGBT issues) that I just COULD NOT with that show anymore.

What a goddamned nightmare! You should see me trying to pack for a 3 day weekend. I couldn’t imagine what insanity it would drive a person like me (note: I’d never ever go on that show so, thats a useless hypothetical) to prepare that many complete outfits... complete with shoes and jewelry

yeah. I had a cellphone after 11th grade in high school (because I had a drivers license) but texting, not even T9 texting, was a thing then.

This this this this this! I have argued with so many friends on Facebook who repost these infographics about how “dangerous” GMO’s are (sometimes with images of a plane or tractor spraying chemicals) and I remind them how disingenuous it is (and misleading) to post stuff that equates GMO to Organic. They argue “well…

My Corgi only barks AT ME. Oh, you’re not petting me/throwing my ball/tugging with my rope toy? What? Are your hands broken? BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. She even freaks out when I give her her dinner first and she wont STOP barking until my chihuahua gets his. If she is in her crate (because I need to do chores and I…