So this Nanny didn’t sext or proposition her husband so much send a text meant for her friend extolling his hotness to him by mistake?

You’ll have to wait until (if) the bill hits the Senate.

I mean, it’s silly really. People on this site have to realize that a sizable number of us are over 30.

Seriously, that’s the second “didn’t you do that in high school” comment I’ve gotten.

It horrifies me that there are people walking around who are so young that they can’t even conceive of people going to high school before cell phones of any kind were something that children had.

“I worked under the hottest man in the planet...”

Can you imagine if everything women could eventually regret was made illegal? The first thing that came to mind was seeing The Revenant in the theaters. Also? White jeans. Trendy haircuts. Hooking up with Dave in college.

I’m pretty sure I double checked every time I was sending those texts. An “accident” was not an option.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Not only that. He is giving voice to their most disgusting thoughts AND winning. It may not sound like a big deal to whites but most people of color recognize that he is doing a lot of damage to the social fabric of the country with those comments. It wasn’t ok to say the things he says anymore and words matter a lot…

As a person of color I ask you : don’t say that please. Don’t repeat it. People hate Hilkary so much after the nth Bengazhi hearing/article/movie that they’ll start to believe that Trumo is not that bad. He IS BAD. HE IS EVIL. He woke up the white supremacists. He is terrible and would be a terrible president. Stop…

“I do love you, but like a contestant.”

Even if you take out the racial aspect, the slavery aspect... isn’t this just... treasonous? How dare you say you support our troops, how dare you proclaim that America is the “greatest country” in the world... how dare you do those things and then laud a group of people who rose up against that nation and fought with…

Ross Geller of the hip hop world.

I want Joe Biden to write that book.

She doesn’t have much to say actually. Which does make this inside track I have a little unexciting. Just another douchy downtown Dallas bro guy. Who owns a beauty salon.

I don’t know if anyone else is getting them, but in my state, there are ads urging us citizens to call Mitch McConnell and thank him for “fighting for the people’s right to choose” on this issue. The first time I saw it, it made me yell “fuck off!” at my TV - surprising myself and my cats.

I’m really hoping that Andy gives her hell at the reunion and the others speak out. When the Toms went over and literally had to yell at Scheana, they were being a hell of a lot more supportive of Shay than we’ve ever seen from her. If his addiction issues are legit, she needs to get an education and get right real…

Honeychild, I just want to see her and that Schwartz guy replaced. They're so blah. Peter can go too. I just want Kristen and Jax going around causing more and more and more and more and more and more D R A M A ! ! !

Can Jezebel please hunt down Chad for an exclusive interview?