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...My dad cooks for us because the women work in my family. Dad wouldn’t come out of the kitchen for this asshole. (Dad is retired so he has the time to cook for us.)

The thought of ruining my liver such that I couldn’t drink vodka is enough to make me want to live. And drink more vodka.

Me too, it’s been a much needed distraction for me and the office. I’ve had staff coming in to ask questions and they all look at the thread to see where we are. Our intern tried to talk me out of the drinking tears line but then we reminded him that’s what we do with interns and he skulked away. I totally get your…

The Christian god (in both testaments) is essentially an imaginary super-slaveholder a bored child with an ant farm.

I’ve literally never watched the Bachelor, but last night I was at a friend’s while she was watching this and it was amazing. Like, I legitimately almost peed myself when they did that long, panning shot of Olivia left alone on that tiny ass island.

There really was no reason for him to take the rose with him to dump Olivia. My guess: producer prompting.

“and I want to talk smart things!”

My friends and I were dying at this scene. She was clearly freezing and miserable and upset and THEN HE WALKED 20 FEET AWAY TO GIVE EMILY THE ROSE WHILE SHE HAD TO WATCH.

Last night, the Bachelor became the best comedy on television, and the actresses knew it. Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with someone about your relationship in a hurricane while your hair (now one big knot) blows constantly in your face? How could Emily have kept a straight face and not laughed…

Hmm, I guess you’re forgetting the Elvis impersonator 3D magic show of 1989. Or you’re just a schmuck and liar who is clutching their pearls because (gasp!) black people performed.

Forget the presidency; glitter bombing Randall Terry is Nobel Prize-worthy.

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Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

You’re being deliberately obtuse. It’s apparent that the quote is comparing the ways that men and women relate to each other, not that any man a woman meets is going to kill her. When guys go on first dates, their friends don’t tell them to text when they’re home safe, or advise that they go to a public place.

Don’t forget to dismiss all the #NotAllMen morons who will inevitably reply to you.

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

Quick PSA: If you don’t “get” this video, it’s because Beyonce didn’t make it for you. There’s nothing that says black culture needs to be distilled and broken down for the masses. Some things are just for us.

Tampons have one specific job. And part of that is not inflaming your genitals! I’m so sorry but I may have laughed at loud at your pain :)