THANK YOU

I think we are working on two different definitions of “mean.” She always starts her line of questioning perfectly mellow, just trying to suss out the facts of the case. She gets visibly annoyed and frustrated when people try to “pull one over” on her by getting “creative” with their re-telling of events. In my line…

I’ve witnessed the other side; people that seek out those that they know will be financially dependent on them so they can use money to control them.

You forgot to speculate that she’s a menstruating, overweight lesbian.

yeah I just started watching last night and the family is talking about how sweet he is and how he’s always smiling and loves his family etc etc and then they got to the part where he burned a cat alive and I just was like “nooooooo thats fucked up” he’s not the perfectly innocent man they want him to be. Does that…

I dunno, Cory Booker was probably shoveling snow in between rescuing old ladies from burning buildings and serving hot coffee to homeless people.

I’m not a rabid Kate supporter, but parenting is a logistical nightmare that can turn even a seemingly nice gesture (like cooking dinner) into a burden. This only seems to be something primary parents understand.

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

I always went back and forth on Kate for that very reason. She was an asshole, but Jon wasn’t exactly a go-getter when it came to the daily grind of childcare. And 8 f’ing kids? That would wear on anyone, and I always appreciated that Kate didn’t pretend to just love every minute of her life like all the other moms of…

The other obvious point of producer intervention: forcing Ben to keep Olivia. Dudebro has no poker face: it looked like he was passing a kidney stone when he was saying her name.

Ok, you got me. I eat the cakes. The files go on eBay.

I was SUPER giddy about being called again for jury duty earlier this year - until I realized the day I was to report for duty was my daughter’s due date. I thought about somehow trying to serve, but I’m glad I did request an excuse as she was born right on time!

YAY for jury duty!

I have been called twice, but both times my number was at the end of the list and they had a full jury long before they got to my number and I never made it and I AM BITTER. I am totally excited about and longing to serve on a jury. HOW LONG SHALL I BE DENIED???

my liver can’t take it anymore

I thought that was a good one, too. “White guy with camera” made me snort laugh.

My son is 12 years old and he loves Macklemore. I had mixed feelings about him until my son asked me about the first White Privilege song and what it meant. I am so grateful for an opportunity to start an important conversation with my kiddo about our privilege in a way that doesn’t come across as another lecture from…

I’m really enjoying Ben as Bachelor. I love that he’s genuinely open to dating Jubilee. On these shows most Bachelor/ettes are almost forced to keep the black cast mates as tokens, but you can tell they’re not into them at all. Ben IS into Jubilee. He was more himself with her than with anyone else. I LOVED his…

You don't sit in a room by yourself angrily screaming about your own despicable actions in the third person? Weird.