Cruz: “New York? *wink wink* “BAAAAAAAAD”

“Game On”, really? Does he think this is 2001 and he’s in a made for tv basketball movie?

You know that you’re full of shit, right?

You spelled 98% wrong.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Pres. Obama has completely run out of fucks to give and I love. I also love watching the right lose what’s left of their minds when he acts like W did throughout his entire presidency.

I’d really like Obama to quit screwing around and issue an EO that bans possession of a loaded firearm in public. Outlaw public carry, period, hard stop. Why? Because too many US citizens (as Mr. Dear in Colorado and Mr. Mount in Mississippi demonstrated just recently) cannot be trusted to carry loaded weapons in…

Why would he not crush the car, though, if he put it there?! If he can clean up blood, and burn a body, wouldn’t he crush the car!?! It’s not like he could sell it. This just baffles me.

EXACTLY. If Casey Anthony didn’t get convinced I have absolutely no idea how Steven Avery did.

sam in so cal is either a troll or an idiot, as their discussion history shows. Just ignore them.

So what’s your ideal scenario here then? In your ideal world the OP’s friend requires parental consent for an abortion? Consent from an abusive father who will beat the shit out of her for getting pregnant, then beat the shit out of her again for wanting to get an abortion? Then beat the shit out of her again for…

“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

Discount Jenna Marbles.

But you did generalize, and not even about every vegan, but every vegetarian.

Pretty proud of my Aunt powerz this year. My brother is super Christian, super Texas conservative. I got my niece into Star Wars and Supergirl. Took her to see TFA. Got her Disney Infinity and the Rey pack (so we could play together as Ahsoka and Rey.) I told my brother that this time next year she will get ALL the DC…

My sister and I always use one measurement when buying gifts for our nieces - we go for MPAV (maximum parental annoyance value) every year. One year we brought them belly dancer scarves (the kind with dozens of fake metal coins sewn on) from our trip to Egypt. They make noise if you even look at them. We totally won…

When is she going to realize no one is shocked anymore?

I got my niece a marshmallow gun complete with a giant bag of marshmallows. My brother and SIL looked absolutely pissed.

I posted this downthread but please do not believe this lying idiot.

A gross, mean, unfunny version of Jenna Marbles.