CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.

I worked in a science library at a Christian university during college. Good gig, and I always took the opening (10 am) shift Sunday, because no one would come in, so I could work and do homework/be hung over at my desk.

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

Hey, you didn’t have to respond to that troll but I appreciate your comment because I learned a lot about bees.

I almost had to get up and walk away from my desk that made me laugh so hard. Thank you. Now I’m afraid of magically appearing church.

Aside from a handful of drones that are laid and hatched as needed for mating with virgin queens (or if a virgin queen is prevented from a mating flight, leaving her able to only lay drone eggs), all the workers of the hive are females. No one lazes around, not even the queen, who works hard, because if she stops…

no, but you sound like you might be, you gaslighting, sea-lioning shit. fuck off.

Your whining makes me want to get a praying mantis tattoo.

christ, you keep saying words and all of them are terrible.

WHAT ABOUT THE MALE BEES

this gif was me, yes

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

I should really start a comprehensive list of tag alongs at this point.

7th grade me had a BF who listened to P.O.D.

7th grade Christian me LOVED some P.O.D.

These are my dream amenities. Are you peeking at my dreams?

I pretty much do it as a half time job at my full time job

Because teachers are grossly underpaid? We maximize corporate profits at the expense of paying actual living wages to workers, public servants, and anyone not middle management and above? Is that really the argument you want to make?

That is one of the most beautiful garments on one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

I feel like there should be a category of clothing labeled “For Rihanna Only”