the wedding i just participated in was also a buffet, but the bride received a few rsvps/cancellations after she gave the guest count to the caterer and she got sooo pissed. typed up this long status on facebook about how when you plan a wedding you find out who will step up to help and who won’t and who’s going to…

Lol ok, I’m just like Bill Cosby. Good convo.

I feel the same way about nonconsensual groping, etc., but my problem here is that the expression on Katy’s face is absolutely delightfully hilarious.

Oooookaaayyyyyyy...

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Look, I get that you are feeling left out and I apologize for our biology being different than yours. It’s not something that can be helped and perhaps a refresher (or intro to?) basic human reproductive system course would benefit you.

Laci Green—doing God’s work:

I like Ulta much better than Sephora.

Haha, that review is amazing. I noticed there were a couple of things in the review that he managed to conveniently leave out of this post:

Can I just say that after all of that, I’m really disappointed that your story wasn’t just trolling?

I came for the BCO and stayed for the pissy Yelp review

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

OMG don’t you love with non-latinos try to tell you what you are and what you aren’t?

I have no idea how old you are but as someone who lived through two Bush administrations - don't vote 3rd party unless you are in the bluest of blue states. Progressives and liberals helped Bush the Younger win just as conservatives voting for Perot helped Clinton. With gay rights, abortion rights, the ability of the…

I once replied all on a GOP mail list with the Taka Te Amo after they refused to take me off. I fear no GOP trolling opportunity!

I put it in the FB applicable comment thread. Shit was lost. Panties were twisted. Good times were had by one.

I'm picking the most vociferous ones. One is a local celebrity type, so that'll be delightful. No fun if they don't know, right?

Abortion has been legal, common, and religiously and socially acceptable for most of history.

Pssst, the House of Representatives hangs out at the Capitol building, not the White House.