An ex-friend of mine dated a POS and years ago he bought her a cocktail ring (around $800) and put it on her credit card and never paid the bill. He refused to get a job. She then went on to have a baby with him and get engaged. They are still together and she is an idiot.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I took NO outside investment and just relied fully on withholding my employee’s compensation and asking my Dad for money

Kim is settled with a man who she can’t move up in status after and who’s as dominant as pimp mama Kris and can’t be so scandalous anymore. She's still ubiquitous, but her days of tabloid who's dating who scandals are over. Molding Kylie into a cartoon baby Kim is the retirement plan.

It’s like he’s a child. He’s just SO PROUD of himself for having functioning male genitalia.

She is only going to pick the parts that she agrees with. Like any *person who references the Bible as a source of authority.


*FTFY

That wonderful piece is actually one that’s been doing the rounds since May 2000 (it was even quoted on The West Wing!), and was written by a guy named Kent Ashcraft. It’s the perfect response to so much garbage that some religious conservatives spew, isn’t it?

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

“You guys, I’m SO pro-life that I’m going to halt research for things like Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s! That’ll show those already living people who want to stay alive how sick and depraved they are for using already aborted fetuses in research!”

Ya know, spreadsheets are an absolute abomination...

But at least in Catholicism, you have to remove the offending condition to repent. For example, my mother’s marriage to my father was her second. She could not receive the sacraments including communion or reconciliation. She did not have an annulment through the church as they would not give her one. For 30+ years,…

Well, mostly, I was thinking, “Why isn’t Kayna telling Tyga that his music sucks?” But, yes, that too. Kris and Caitlyn have really sucked as parents.

yeah, except what you wrote is better than what he wrote.

Also: world’s most simple lyrics. He’s practically “yeah yeah, my dick gets big, then I put it in her vagina. Yeah. She’s a girl. I have a dick. I have sex with my dick.” Lyrical master indeed.

Wait, you weren't stimulated?

god thats so much shittier than my logic ugghhhhhhh. buying a body cam now and wearing it all the time. (jk that still wont work because woman)

Well how many football teams of witnesses did we need for Cosby before people even took that remotely serious.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…