I have too many republican/libertarian friends. I love them...until they talk about politics. I don’t know if it’s best to just stay away from those topics (unlikely) or fight them (uncomfortable). Anyway, I don’t think any president is perfect, but Mr. Obama is the best one I’ve seen in my lifetime. (So far.) I’m…

I hope he gets eaten by alligators while being filmed by Fox and no one intervenes to help him because we wouldn’t want the alligator to feel any sort of guilt later.

She wasn’t a biologist at all just wanted to help animals (I guess just the herbivores), and we needed volunteers. It doesn’t take a lot of scientific know-how to clean cage or chop food as long as you can follow directions nad have someone who knows what they’re doing in charge. You’re right about the cat though. She…

My favorite part is that the Puritans left England to escape a country where religious belief was codified into law.

Considering how poor your reading comprehension has bee up to this point, you probably wouldn’t have gotten much out of it anyway. Another thing for you to not read because you prioritize your pride over being an informed person: one paragraph isn’t exactly ‘lengthy.’

You cannot possibly be this stupid. You opened this descussion by proposing a hypothetical situation where fetal tissue is being sold and asked why that would be such a bad thing. I explained to you the basic ethical concern behind the restrictions on paying for organs, namely that in the hypothetical world you’ve…

Yes, she’s investigating them. Four Congresspeople requested that the state and national AGs take a look. As far as I can tell, Loretta Lynch has agreed to have the DOJ take a look, but Kamala Harris was all, “Oh, HELL yes.”

Go into a bathroom and turn off the lights. Light a candle and throw water on the bathroom mirror. Then say forcefully:

It was probably an error. You know, he grabbed the “terminate” form instead of the “promotion” one. Nice to see it, regardless.

Jesus fuck I have to make a pilgrimage

I’m scared if you dug deep enough you would find another set of genitals underneath all that....

Can’t wait for the day they make a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that plays him inevitably wins an Oscar.

It's so exciting when this one shows up.

Someone suggested we do a March Madness style bracket with all of the Jezebel Things Donald Trump Has Been Called and it was the best idea ever.

MY GHOST WILL FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU YOU WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO WALK THROUGH WALLS YOU AIN’T READY FOR THAT KIND OF HEAT BUDDY

Both the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association view sex reassignment surgery as medically necessary, not elective. It may be hard for you to understand, but denying a trans individual access to necessary medical care is the very definition of cruel and unusual punishment. The…

Frankly, I don’t want poor, impressionable children thinking that incorporating doughnuts into blowjobs is a good idea.

Taxpayers don’t pay for abortion per the Hyde Amendment. And only 3 percent — 3 PERCENT! — of the services Planned Parenthood provided last year were abortion-related (http://www.npr.org/sections/itsal…). The overwhelming majority of Planned Parenthood’s services involve screening for and treating sexually transmitted…

Who is even talking about abortion? We’re talking about women who need pap smears, mammograms, and other cancer screenings. If we were talking about abortion, your point wouldn’t matter because the Hyde amendment prevents any tax dollars from being spent on abortions.

I don’t believe in funding wars or a military. How can I stop my tax dollars going to that?