BRB, going to look at a scanned delia’s catalog and cry

David was 61 at the time; Hope was just 23.

I find that setting the child safety lock on the cable box works really well. Only blacklist Fox, and maybe CNBC, and don’t give them the passcode. (I used this on my communal cable box when I had a Republican roommate during the Bush era.)

They are SO sturdy! Charlie got run over at 8 months (a gator went right over her mid section) with no injuries - none! And then 4 months later she ate a whole bottle of meloxicam, the vets were expecting her liver to shut down because of that, but she made a full recovery! I had pet insurance for those incidents…

SHE KEEPS COMING ON MY SIDE OF THE INTERNET MOM

The thing is, people who are anti-abortion and anti-contraception are rarely into it just being about them, and want to push that on everybody else, too. Being anti-vaccine on top of it is just hilarious to me. Because apparently they can push to legislate women’s bodies for the sake of religious ideology, but how…

Honestly, CPS should be investigating every single one of these douchefucks. “I don’t like the government mandating that I feed my kids. My child my choice! There’s real, scientific evidence that every single autistic child has been exposed to food prior to diagnosis, and there’s a big-food conspiracy to cover it up!…

Type it.

If I lived there, I’d vote the same way. I am an immune-compromised person, and cannot get certain vaccines. One of my cousins, who I love dearly, is an anti-vaxxer and refuses to vaccinate her children. It pains me to say it, but I have to tell her “I love you cuz, but I cannot be around your kids because whatever…

My corg hoarding all the toys! I can totally understand an older person not wanting such a hyper, loud, and low-to-the-ground-easy-to-trip-on dog. That being said, I also don't get how anyone who has ever had a corgi could give them up! Corgs for life!!

John Oliver’s description of Donald Trump as “a clown made up of mummified foreskin and cotton candy” is one of the most visceral depictions I have ever heard.

I will take the corgis!

Anna mic drops are the best mic drops, tied only w Kara mic drops

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Agreed on all points. I think Cupcake’s gonna be okay in the end, though. Kleenex has his back.

Utah is lovely this time of year...

Where the hell can I find this? It will make a great stocking stuffer.

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”