low cubes are the stuff of nightmares
This is a horror that started before the first shot was fired when the cop decided that shooting was a suitable action. Planting evidence is a sign of general pre-meditation; not necessarily for this shooting, but for what he would do in the event he did shoot someone.
“Hello Bruce!”
I would LOVE if Bruce Jenner trolled everyone and talked about everything but his personal life.
Maybe the best GIF of all time. It’s so funny on its own, AND it annoys my sweet, grumpy dad who is a beekeeper.
Condoms provide only very limited protection against herpes, for the record.
I love my copper iud. It stops me from being pregnant and I’m hormone free.
And these entitled fucks think if you go to college you get a good job like they did when they were young, before they destroyed society by doing a bunch of coke and voting for Reagan. "This'll work fine!"
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I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.
Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…
That's a fair point, actually. I think the counter isn't just that their product looks like water, but that is is water. At least other products require some sort of process to take the water and turn it into a thing that isn't water—we're much more ready to accept that as a viable product because some process,…
“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”
See Pop/Soda is ok... you just can’t have that fancy stuff like Coke and Pepsi.
Oh my god, I love you. Seriously. I have had three - THREE! - different people at different points in my life tell me that I will never know real love if I don't have a baby. First, how fucking rude are you to say that to a stranger? Second, if my ability to feel love is contingent on my pushing something out of my…
For those of us who did the whole deep soul searching thing, were honest with ourselves, and refused to be held to a societal standard when making the decision not to have kids, you might be surprised at just how difficult it is to admit you're not cut out to be a parent. And how difficult it is to dodge what feel…
This is exactly my own view on it. I've never had that "always known I wanted children" feeling/thought process, though many of my friends did - and now they have kids and they are really happy. I'm happy for them because they have the life they want, and I'm happy for me because I have the one I want.
"Because I would hate and resent them."