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You know how like some jobs won't hire you if you don't have work experience, but how can you have work experience if they won't hire you? Biggs is one of those actors that continually gets cast in things just because he was lucky enough to fuck a pie 15 years ago. And so now, just because people know his face and…

Yeah, you Netflix peeps are getting some serious side-eye right now. This is porn. For free. Free porn should beat cold fusion energy in a race and you fuckers are putting internet Blockbuster ahead of it?

I SHARE YOU CAPSLOCK FEELINGS THEY ARE LEGITIMATE DO NOT LET ANYONE MOCK YOU

Yeah, you can have my Netflix. But you will never, EVER take me free porn.

ITS SO LOUD. JUST LIKE MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE SONG. LOUD CAPS LOCK FEELINGS.

She SLAYED me and now I'm dead.

Memes and emojis both made it into the top 8? This is foul. If makeup beats sex I am leaving this site and becoming an MRA.

NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.

Bitch Better Have My Money!

I'm starting an official countdown for Nicki Minaj, Beyoncé and Rihanna to form a new all-girl rap group.

I have your $1.29 right here, bae.

Separate houses is my dream arrangement. When I last lived with a boyfriend, we were fortunate to have a place big enough that we each had our own offices and bathrooms and it was delightful.

I try VERY HARD not to talk to Mr. Porcupine until he's had his first cup of coffee. I usually fail because something will come up on my tablet. "Look! Gronkowski!" He also tries VERY HARD not to murder me. So far, works out.

#Notallmen

OMG that writing sample detail at the end is the best worst thing I've ever heard.

No sense in going to the shit show without a ticket.

You obviously mean your dad is the best.

Happy ass wiping you beautiful babies.

Especially reading all the effort she went through specifically to keep it under wraps. Her dad set it all up. She had a BURNER PHONE. She legit knew the only way out was to ghost like motherf'ing Casper.