Mama Rose + Tiger Mom = Kris Jennings
(Although she was pretty on point with, "Stop taking pictures of yourself, your sister's going to jail!")
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lol his ego was always very big. that's how most rap stars are.
girl fuck these haters I will stan for Kim any day with you.
they literally get millions of dollars by just chilling at home all day & having a bunch of people shoot that. & sometimes throwing fake tantrums about rich people things.
Um, 15+6 = 21 , not 23.
I tire of the Perfect Bride Looking For The Perfect Honeymoon Hotel, who decide on mid-level accommodations, then proceed to dis perfectly nice, funky hotels/motels (usually in Hawai'i, because HONEYMOON DESTINATION), since the rooms don't look like a suite at the Ritz.
OMG IT WAS A KITCHENETTE IT DIDN'T HAVE SUB-ZERO
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Just because you overdosed doesn't mean you died.
Nothing says lets have sex and party like Xanax and alcohol.
DUDE I DREAM OF THAT HOTEL ROOM EVERY FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE IT IS TOP OF MY LIST LIFE GOALS TO GET BACK THERE WITH A HUMAN MALE WITH WHOM I CAN HAVE WEIRD COKED UP SEX WITH
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH better to adopt a dog you're not 100% sure you want, because you're right there! Don't take your time thinking about the individual dog, preparing for it, and figuring out whether you can care for it's specific needs properly! What is adopting a dog if not a rush decision?!
And whoever created the word promposal should be tasered. A lot.
"Today we received the news that some ignorant kids have quickly destroyed something that thousands of men built," Burkhart writes.
No. Just, no. There is no balsamic vinegar in a caprese salad. Mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, olive oil, maybe a little salt and pepper. That is it.
A lot of men slack off once they have a slave wife to do all the drudgework for them though. I've seen this play out among several couples I know.
How about you watch me comment on Jezebel for three hours and then gimme some head and then we both take a nap?
"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."
Mom to me after latest blizzard: It was 70 here today.