Time to take Mark off the optical illusions beat.
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Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.
A guy named Yolo Swaggins is waiting for a trend to die. Okay.
listen i dont know how much you paid attention to the early episodes of the xfiles with deep throat and then the mean guy who came after deep throat
if kbell and dax have been doing couples therapy i am once again super impressed and inspired. what a healthy responsible choice for parents in such a unique situation.
Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.
True story: I was once catcalled by a toddler, so every once in a while they are actually flirting.
GROSSSSSS. I hate when parents call their son a "Ladies man" and shit like that. He is not a ladies man, he is a fucking baby and stop trying to make people think of your baby romantically you fucking weirdos. Or even worse when people say their baby is "flirting with you." Ummm no he's not, he probably just has to…
Two caged birds singing through gritted teeth.
True, John Mayer. But only because the phenomenon you're describing is not compassion but empathy, you colossal fucking grade-A sophomoric doofus.
Sheesh lady, it already says "He proposed" what else do you want from me?!?!?
no you absolutely must do a murder marionette show for me
At 18 I left the country for the week and told my parents I was staying with friends a couple of hours away because I was a dumb asshole teenager.
He is the whitest, male-est, privilege-est modern writer that I know of - and I've read Catcher in the Rye twice.
Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.
During a talk at Georgetown University Law Center last week, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg spoke to…
Wait, is that actually an Audi commercial?
I am admittedly not familiar with this case beyond what the article says here, but this result could be the product of the advocacy of the prosecution. Judges tend to be a lot less inclined to create new legal principles from existing case law if the attorneys do not explicit and fully advocate for an interpretation…
No, I'm not joking. I'm going to the UN tomorrow to enact a travel ban for all white people under 25 to south and southeast Asia. I have that power and I am being 100% serious.