She was 13. How is this not child pornography!

Right? How about harassment? Aggravation of a child?

I would trade all other current sitcoms for Happy Endings to return.

This is neither indictment nor praise, but the trailer reads like Urban Outfitters: the movie. Like, this looks kinda good but is also cheaply made and overpriced and thinks its unique in its visual appeals to nostalgia and fantasy. Unlike Her, which is great, but which played more like American Apparel: the movie.…

I loved Mirabella. Loved.

Every man in those pictures looks like a scumbag.

This is a good point. Romney was all like, oh I was a bullying shithead? That's weird, I don't remember that even though there's TONS of evidence, it was just soooo long ago, huh.

I'm gonna guess "someone from the midwest". ;)

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Nice, vomit-y headline!

I've seen Doctor Who aliens who act like more believable humans than Mike Huckabee.

You do realize the idea that some people don't deserve a fair trial is a common first step on the long, horrible path toward genocide?

Touché

rambo w a woman? would watch.

He is indeed. To this day, when I watch A Hard Day's Night, it's pretty much

OHhhh, I think I might have a crack at this one!

Bradley Fucking Whitford and Christine PRAISE THE QUEEN Baranski. I can't. I would die.

This is not insane.
This was completely awesome.
My sister got Andrew W.K. to officiate her wedding.

my step dad swears up and down that he stood next to Clint Eastwood at the urinal in Clinton restaurant in Carmel, CA. I think he's full of shit though.