Kitten is all "yes, yes my minions!" And then realizes there is a minion uprising and he is greatly outnumbered.

If only more people had used that wall thoughtfully.

I didn't realize until you said that that I totally saw it in my head with Hyperbole and a Half illustrations.

My boyfriend is sterile. I love it. I don't want kids and I always seem to find dudes who want them, so when my boyfriend and I met and got along like gangbusters AND then I found out he can't have kids, I was like, GOTTA LOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. And by lock it down, I mean we got some pets together.

You see, he's not for hypocrisy, but he is for cognitive dissonance.

The main post and the entire comment thread are screamingly hilarious, I AM DEAD

Out of the four main actresses in Mean Girls, did anyone think Lindsay Lohan would be the least successful 10 years later?

LiLo is just playing her part in keeping an endangered species alive. Good on her.

Oh yes, the "stink face" as my FIL likes to call it. His yorkipoo stinkfaces anyone he can.

His sigh and that look did me in! It was like "Not this shit again!"

Love how the cat did that with great purpose. Not on top of the dog, not next to the dog, butt on face. With that long suffering martyred look from poochie.

My cat is not a huge snuggler, but when she decides to snuggle that is her preferred pose. At least she is usually nice enough to cover her cat booty with her tail.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

You don't have to get the butt thing, but I can definitely tell you that it's not a straight thing; it's a some people have preferences and it's OK thing.

I wouldve enjoyed that because I love Harry Potter. Guess it depends on how big a fan you are.

I don't understand shipping real people. It's so, so creepy.