I know I am often very distraught when I see the estranged half-siblings of my friends and coworkers sitting in crowds.

Not that she would ever say that bitch’s name. Because he does not deserve that honor.

Even more horrifying to these poor bastards, they went to a Taylor Swift concert and heard pop music!!!!1!1!! They went to Hamilton and heard RAPPING!

This person does not realize that (a) Samson was a complete dumbass and (b) Samson pretty much failed entirely at being a good judge unto the Lord and only sort of redeemed his situation by committing suicide and taking all of the bad guys with him after being duped, used, and duped again (b/c stupid).

The fact that so many people take dudes saying “I AM SO SMRT!” as evidence of actual intelligence floors me. See also: Rush Limbaugh

This is my favorite. I’m CRYING!

Take Two:

There are just WAY too many angles of attack on this comment. I may have to reply several times.

He was a proudly undecided voter at the 2nd debate in frickin’ October 2016. There were definitely going to be issues in this guy’s background.

The list isn’t labeled POTUS Faves, though — it’s labeled an “essential sf” list which is exactly what it is.

WHICH MEANS YOU ARE CONSENTING, YOU STUPID GIT!

Look, Brazil is amazing and really one of the best SF movies (and steampunk, absurdist, fantasy, and other genres) of all time BUT it also exists in conversation with Blade Runner just as Battlestar Galactica (any version) exists in conversation with Star Trek and Star Wars.

A simple “Oh, honey” with the snopes link can be nicely withering to tiny-brained dudes like that.

You are b/c we are literally trained to get out of the way, to notice guys, to be polite, to be accommodating. And they aren’t.

I do play chicken, but you know what I’ve found (at least on my lunch time walks in fairly busy but still business building complex suburbia)? If you very clearly do not notice them, they get out of your way and are really weirded out by it. Dudes are SO USED to women paying some kind of attention to them that…

My fanfiction is that they go to the polls together for the photo op, she comes out of the booth with an HRC sticker on her coat and hands him divorce papers as she sashays on out of his life.

Exactly! They are the foot-soldiers of Patriarchy!

Oh, yeah, TOTALLY b/c imagine what we could do if we could get all of us deprogrammed?

Women are the foot-soldiers of Patriarchy. It is never surprising when some women act against themselves and every other woman on earth because if none of us ever had, we never would have become quite so downtrodden.

I will forever love Nicki Minaj for calling out Miley Ray Tongue-Exposer McAppropriator Cyrus at the VMAs b/c after that, little girl nearly vanished from the face of the earth.