I remember those hose! They were pretty nice for those of us who had to wear hose and couldn’t afford department store prices for the good ones. They were way softer than the bog-standard hanes and l’eggs.

All tans and burns are sun damage. There is no such thing as a “base tan” — it is just sun damage.

My favorite thing ever are the guys that complain that the BIRDS RIGHTS ACTIVIST Twitter account shouldn’t be so political and should just stick to funny bird stuff.

The end made it for me because I am so not into dreams or hearing about them, thinking about them, etc., that I don’t even like my OWN dreams. I wake up and if I still remember the dream I was having, I sit there and actively think of something else until I can no longer remember the dream.

That’s even more an assault than a neg! YIKES!

OMG Barb, tho. That was 10lbs of squirrelly in a 5lb bag.

I was thinking Megan Mullaly but I think your Patricia Clarkson suggestion won me over.

I was ready to be mad, but you got it all exactly right with this very important list. I was like, “Little girl, Laura Dern, and all the first-wave feminist dinosaur ladies, especially the one that spits on Newman.”

It’s interesting how so many commenters are fake-feminist-girling Ariana Grande over this since she isn’t meeting their stringent standards in dressing like they’d dress, having a known-to-them history of feminist behavior, and is also failing to look or “act” her age.

Sorry, I meant the single-season golden slam. Steffi’s the only one to have done that. I think only Agassi, Nadal, and Serena also have career golden slams.

Well, I don’t follow women’s very closely anymore. I was under the impression there were several strong women’s players over the past few years. If not, I stand corrected.

I think that’s part of the point, though, that Serena is still going at and past a point where previous (and some of her peers like my darling Nadal) are getting really bogged down with injuries. It’s sort of expected that 30 is a tipping point and here she is, still dominating.

Steffi is the only one to achieve a golden slam and she did that during the most difficult (that is, full of peer competitors and idiotic family drama) part of her career, but I would say that Serena is at least equally the best, and considering how play has changed, she likely is the greatest ever in the same way…

I’m sure the 50 other replies have already told you this, but Rue is black in the fucking book.

Yeah, well, I don’t recall ever hearing about roving cats actually running down and and then gnawing a man’s foot off as has actually happened here in Chicago, so I’m just going to call it a draw.

Seriously, this is the prudiest country of prudes to ever prude. It’s exhausting how pearl-clutchily, ickily obsessed we are as a nation with sex while simultaneously determined to have or find sex in every single thing going. We’re especially determined to ferret out anything that might be sinfully sexy if we just…

I love the original song. Remixes are good too. We can have them all!

Did you post this to the mean-celeb thread?!

And Tony Soprano — and HANNIBAL LECTER!

You don’t ever know! A friend of mine recently had a great interaction with another celeb mentioned in this massive pile of stories — not skeevy to her at all. But then very few people probably go around being complete jerks at every opportunity.