Every job interview ever when explaining why I was looking for a new job: "I've been there for awhile now, and I've learned so much, but I just need a new challenge!"

Judges interpret the law. That's why we have a Judicial branch that is coequal to the Legislative and Executive. That's also why the UK's constitution is not a specific written document — because law is constituted of both specific laws and interpretations of same made by the judiciary.

Look, the law is an organic thing and you CANNOT tell me that this fucking judge couldn't have used existing laws and case law to interpret this properly as a privacy violation or an assault.

Well, he is definitely The Worst...

Good idea! I might at least look up a couple issues for old times' sake.

It's at times like this that I really miss Mirabella. It was the best magazine I ever subscribed to. I wish I still had my old issues. Sometimes being a reverse-pack-rat can have a downside.

Well, the upside is when all these dummies die out from completely preventable diseases, we may be able to get some shit done.

Well, I sure do hope you're never in a situation where you or someone you love needs to be legally defended! You'll have to deal with SCUM! Because no one has ever ever EVER been accused of anything of which he was not obviously guilty.

Yeah, about those magical special pockets:

Look people, if we can't hate on something based entirely on our own internalized socialization and prejudices and then act as if we have actual reasonable reasons in this particular case why our hating on something that is basically just an idea is not due to our internalized issues, then I don't even know what the…

I totally want Sarah Silverman to play that role.

Not me and not even my dad, but way back in the day (The Sixties), my uncle worked as a janitor at a movie studio, and while he was changing a light bulb, he lost his balance and was caught by John Wayne.

No maybes. Paul is made of all the awesome.

Is it possible she *is* Andy Kaufman?

You know how dumb I am? I honestly thought you were going to tell me she'd written a poem mocking Chait.

Welp. I see we've reached it: This is the exact moment when I stopped holding out hope for some kind of RDJr kind of recovery/second act for this girl.

OMG, that butt in the face thing! My cat does this to me ALL THE TIME! I feel you, dog. It's from love but it's still an uninvited butt in the face.

I look forward to this super-competent group of people mass-shooting themselves in their many foots with their own guns.

Yes, but to be fair, that last HP book was enormous and had a decent act break where they split it. There is no excuse for the Hobbit trilogy.

D'oh! You're right. I haven't listened in awhile and goofed on who was whom.