First time I ever saw a naked person in a movie (I'm an old but was fairly young when I saw it with a friend). I was traumatized because I was raised VERY conservative.

I for-real thought that was a parody account.

I am making the BIGGEST "W" sign with my fingers at the cast of The Cosby Show right now.

I think all the Huxtable kids call him Mr. Cosby. I'm pretty sure Malcolm Jamal-Warner always does in interviews, too.

My whole life, this woman has done one "edgy" thing after another. She seems to me to want so desperately to be important and not just famous but I think she lacks an essential selflessness* to achieve the kind of importance she wants.

Only if he's a big ol' gorgeous Scot with impeccable manners.

A friend was telling me a similar perfect-guy story (not missed connections but otherwise) and when she got to the "but—" part, I said, "He's married, right?"

She really is. When will her Reign of Terror be brought to an end?!

No one's gonna die unless natural causes! I'm planning on it being kind of a chocolates-on-the-pillow sort of deal. With lots of Matlock and Murder She Wrote reruns on the TV. And bingo and canasta.

Dayum.

I know voting is secret and all, but we need to know every single person who ever voted for Palin for anything so we can round them up into homes and care for them — they clearly are not equipped to make any of their own life choices.

You don't have to "like" something to comment — they're two distinct actions. If someone was berating her for the post in a comment and also clicked "like," they're kind of a goober.

Yeah, she's kind of a rock star. The shit she must've dealt with in those few hours to have realized, "Fuck these guys. They don't deserve these notes."

He could be whining. Dogs put up with a lot of shit from the people they love. Doesn't mean they're happy about it.

YEEESH. Welp, those are 58K people who need to be put on the "do not adopt to" lists at all shelters.

There will be a mysterious back injury in this dog's future that they just don't know how it happened!!! And then they'll put the dog down because, shit, that surgery is expensive!

I got Loki and that means I WIN!

I quit my previous job a day after I'd been screamed at in a meeting by one of the lead designers for the second time (literally over nothing — he misunderstood something I was explaining and decided I was condescending to him and blew up at me which is pretty much what happened the first time he screamed at me, too,…

This is a very astute question. Maybe that's his point!

So weird they're remaking Cast Away already. I wonder who'll play Wilson.