I like you!

I heart you, too!

And I am just a simple caveman lawyer...

Ooo, your fan-fiction version of me seems to excite you. I don't think you're as gentle and folksy as you say, you bad boy.

Yes, we did agree!

Look, you're all good and clearly coming from a good place. And, yes, I am being sincere, since I know tone is impossible on the web.

Yes, do that. And you did! And I did! The system is functioning!

It was not the question, it was the phrasing of it — very "entertain me, peasants!" I actually expect this dude to start showing up complaining about Doctor Who very soon, probably mentioning how it didn't live up to the hype.

I'm glad he called me a bitch because now I know I was right about the kind of person he is.

There's those true colors, shining on through!

And it is asked here nearly every single time a group gathers to enthuse about any fandom — and with absolutely no context from the asker! And dozens replied, so he's all set.