I fail to see what is wrong with her outfit. Oh, wait! That's because there is nothing wrong with her outfit!

My mom once told me, "You always seem to have money for the things you want to do," which was a huge wake-up call for me. I wasn't poor, I was broke and I was broke because I wasn't honest with myself with my money and spent it on stupid stuff. Changed my whole life.

Even now? Uh, what? Show is kicking ass and taking names. It has never not been good, but it has been not quite up to its own standards from time to time. Still, to say we're all thinking it's crappy right now is waaay off the mark. I point you to the AV Club, bastion of people who know what the fuck they're talking…

She's a baby. Babies do not making acting choices — they are guided through the experience and their performance is constructed in editing. Is she a gifted natural? Very probably. Does she deserve the ultimate film acting award? No. Neither did Anna Paquin, the little white girl whose win I previously wanted to slap…

You're too busy being used as a size comparison for European nations to pick favorites amongst your animal friends.

She's adorable, but if she wins, I'm going to have to go on a Slapping Tour of the Academy voting pool.

I used to refer to him in exactly this way every time: "Daniel Day-Lewis with whom I am in love." I was much younger and very intense about it so it felt weird to keep saying it after he got married so I stopped, and now I just quietly adore him. He was probably my most intense and longest-lasting celebrity crush.

I like his little workout reports. I realized once he was in Chicago based on where he said he was biking.

You don't get out to other websites much, do you?

You do know there are several strains of flu and getting a strain doesn't mean you won't get it again, right? And that this is why the vaccine isn't 100% effective because it's impossible to vaccinate against all the strains? And that this is why people who bitch that they get the flu after the shot probably do (those…

Ain't that the truth.

Yes! I want to be a trend!

That's clever. I need a hook like that...

Very typical of teenagers. They're trying to sound cool and just sound sleep-deprived.

He just sounds kind of flat and bored. She does, too, but not quite as much.

Well, now, see — that's just cute.

You poor baby.

You played the poor-widdle-me victim card pretty hard there at the end of your parent-and-child judging. My reading comprehension is just fine.

Stalker.

I'm not clear exactly how you've managed to justify name-calling a seven-year-old while painting yourself as a victim in the same comment, but, wow. Congratuhorrible.