I forgot Warren Ellis on a lot of things including Stormwatch, the Authority, Planetary, and Global Frequency.

These days, very few in the long term because the editorial interference generally ruins anything before a writer with plans can carry them out.

His ass which I've now decided is where such stats come from: Karl Lagerfeld's ass.

Okay... I think it's only really helpful to tag snark when it's easily mistaken for the opposite and then people yell at you for taking a side you were actually mocking.

Okay, now I'm confused. Are you surprised by the worth of the article or not surprised? It was obvious snark until you labeled it snark...

No, it really doesn't. Being "the man" at DC just means you're their flavor of the moment.

Snyder "grew up" reading Simone? Who's only been writing comics professionally for not even the past decade? Is he counting You'll all Be Sorry and WIR? Because that gets us an additional couple of years on her resume...

The same moral that the actual fairy tale had? Although Disney's moral was not "it's on the inside that counts;" it was "a good woman can change a man." Because Disney's Beast had serious rage issues.

Of course.

These reactions always seem to be much more about the men protecting themselves. Incredibly cowardly to take such personal and hysterical offense to a reasonable complaint about someone else's work. Cook wants to shut this all down before the microscope swings in his direction.

And yet... how did he get dragged into this?

Not best but worst: Robert Sean Leonard in Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing — my friend and I were on a kick watching and rewatching that (many moons ago) and would heckle him mercilessly every time his crying scene rolled by.

She still does appear from time to time. She was on The Last Word just last week. I think I saw her in DC that same day but I began to doubt myself later. Looked like her, though, and, and she was there for the show in person (at least I think O'Donnell's show tapes in DC).

I think the details that really make it the greatest are the labeled "sugar cured ham" and the knife casually protruding from the floor behind her.

It's more fun if I imagine Liz Lemon walking across the launch pad, yelling, "Shut it down!"

How is this either since this is actually something they point out in the story to show how things are now different since the curse broke? Did you go get a snack during that scene or something?

The crazy thing is that her 50 Shades script started out as a spec script for Twilight.

Exactly. They were both half-dead already by the time they found that door, and most people who died once in the water died of exposure pretty fast because it was so effing cold.

This never would have happened, Gaga, if you'd just listened to Anna Kendrick's suggestions in the first place.

Just saw Pitch Perfect tonight and it was super-fun. It's one of those movies where I then sang loudly the whole drive home (at 1am) while the cops were probably trying to decide if I was drunk or just a dork.