HA! That nearly made me spew my cola all over the keyboard. LITERALLY.

Lemme give a shout-out to all my homies in Grabill, yo!

Unless people use the label differently in different places, Mennonites aren't Amish. They have electricity and stuff. They tend to wear the little caps and not cut their hair and stuff but they generally just live in normal neighborhoods and stuff.

Yeah, it can get pretty whatever. I mean, what is the point? Just go be Mennonite already.

The whole light switches are magic was just so... *eyeroll* I mean, really? REALLY TLC?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumspringa

The Amish are like the Fairies!

Yep! That's my hometown (I don't live there anymore). We even have a couple of library branches that are geared toward the Amish community because that is the majority of who lives near/uses those locations. Hitching posts 'n' all! Especially in the northeast end of town and then on out into the countryside and to…

Well, I figured it was largely fake because all of them were old enough to have gone on Rumspringa and they would have encountered quite a lot of tech while out in the world deciding whether to stay Amish or not (and that's also when the decision to go won't result in shunning as I understand it). The fact that no one…

Was this an academic community? Because the order of events is like something out of a steampunk novel rather than, y'know, real life where the identities of one's local paleontologists are sadly not common knowledge. I don't think most people's first instinct upon finding a dead carcass would be to track said…

I believe you meant Tyson's visa was denied due to his rape *conviction* and prison time served for same.

And why is there a Hobbit on the far left?

It looks like Edward is boogying his way to battle.

I say this as no fan of the series but as someone who's generally liked the series' movie posters — that is a very underwhelming Epic Finale Poster you've got there, Twilight Franchise.

You also got an award for best use of a run-on-sentence in a comment, but we gave those out last night. Drew Barrymore hosted.

"And the award for fully missing the point goes to...!"

They're never going to let you go door-to-door-evangelizing with a pitch like that.

Nice.

Yep! All women described as capable in some way are Mary Sues! All men described in the same terms are simply the lead characters of their shows.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAA!