Consulting the ancient wisdom of the salamanders?

Renee Baio— er, sorry, MRS Scott Baio — parents just like the Bible tells her to: by being horrible and passive-aggressive on Twitter... which is I guess sort of like stoning a disobedient child to death (Deuteronomy 21:18-21).

Mmmmm... homoerotic military cosplay... *garlgarlgarl*

That's shocking. I'm shocked. Like, my eyes are totally bugging right now with shock.

Sure! Well, when it's not making her kind of evil (that's probably ret-conned since we have so many rings now...)

6 American dudes. No one else on earth, male or female, and no one else in the US (female) could POSSIBLY handle the awesome power of a ring that runs on imagining stuff.

What's your point? Anything-American is still an American.

I thought that was done as a way to personalize the innocent bystanders — to give them a face. Which is what it did. If she turns out to be special, then that sense of her being an everyday person — the kind the superheroes are working to protect — vanishes, so I hope she isn't destined for a bigger story.

Yes, shaking it up. With yet another male Earth-based *American* Green Lantern. Which makes a total of five now (+ the original non-Oan GL; or is he Oan-powered now)? Or have they all been scattered across the multiverse?

Amanda Seyfried and her beau have clearly encountered some very recent laundry problems they're trying to pretend didn't happen.

I salute you in return, Captain Britannia!

Reality.

I'm glad typical blonde American girl Randy Stageburg is just *sure* none of the bullying was about race. Because she'd sure know better than Gabby!

Bravo, people of the UK! Bravo. *queenly clapping*

You know, if you wait more than a day to reply, you should probably just let it go.

Don't gender things that aren't gendered. It makes you sound like someone's out-of-touch grandparent. Bad driving is bad driving. I can cite a lot of examples of the same behaviors as yours done by men. So? Anecdata is worth shit.

Are we limiting the definition of shapes to just the flat ones? Because mathematical shapes can be many-dimensional.

Let's hear it for basic physics and geometry!

They might save people with an inclined plane. Do not underestimate the power of a simple machine!

You're so busy making your "we're all equal, and you're imagining any gender-specific aspects of this situation!" point that you missed the point she was actually making which was that *she* as a woman is expected to behave differently in such situations. She said nothing at all about the fact that being attacked…