First of all, your guy called you a cunt? Second of all, two anecdotes do not make some kind of conclusion-making dataset. Third of all, "positive note?"

I'm buying a sash even as we speak!

This is incredibly useful! Thank you! (And thanks, Mary Bland's Gramps!)

First of all, we weren't arguing so you didn't win anything.

Seriously! What a jerk.

Well, now you're just embarrassing yourself. I mean, it was bad enough you didn't spell your username correctly, but, Jesus...

So you're going to leave us hanging? What if I'm attacked by a cow tomorrow? I NEED TO KNOW THIS!

Yep. I saw it and said, "Eeeeee-vah!"

That is so funny. I've missed that one but I've actually been saying "printers are from hell" since the 80s because they clearly and by unanimous consensus ARE from hell! It is a truth universally acknowledged!

That's because printers are from hell.

For someone trying not to be rude, you really failed at avoiding being just that.

So what you're saying is you didn't read the article then?

The toy world is rather plagued by kidnappings, it seems.

One of the things about Birbiglia's stand-up is that he often expresses interpretations of situations which are clearly not interpretations anyone else would make and often the point is him coming around to finally seeing or accepting a view of reality he's the last one to fail to accept.

I have no idea what you're trying to say here, but French should be capitalized. Your spell-checker probably tried to tell you that.

Yep, and it's this constant "Oh, they're just doing that for the dumb little people" denial that leads us down this path to actually facing a party full of horribleness and wondering how that happened.

He looks like Archie's principal... who is a satanic pimp, then? The subtext on these comics is so kinky.

And *Reading ARCHIE comics!* We saw what you did there, Al Hartley.

No, it was miraculous, heroine-of-our-story-was-only-one-not-raped rape. Because God is a huge asshole like that. He'll let a whole camp-full of women get raped to show his mercy toward one little Nazi girl.

Yeah, I'm not sure why British-English spellings aren't treated as acceptable alternatives by browser spell-checkers. I figure they're setting the dictionary by IP, but I just went to see if i could change it on Chrome and it offered me "English (US)" and "English" and then said I couldn't switch to "English."