Yeaaaaah, I don't think that Venn diagram overlaps much, what with Lawhead being published by an inspirational press and Outlander featuring really explicit torture and same-sex rape.

I got dragged into the series by friends and then they all stopped reading. Not me! Can't wait for the next book to find out what happens next! I love how which half of a couple you don't think is good enough for the other changes from book to book and mid-book...

Put it in the suggestion box!

You're fine. We've moved on to Kill-Bots now.

KILL-BOTS!

Well, I think our armed forces are looking a bit hippy, so maybe we just lipo the lot of 'em and see what happens.

This is the best news ever today.

...I *thought* suggesting we neuter the armed forces was hyperbolic enough to not need a winky smiley face, but... yeah...

So what you're saying is, we need to neuter our armed forces.

Rob Liefeld is everything that's wrong with DC Comics right now. In one untalented hack package. *EVERYTHING*

God, I really hope you don't think you're agreeing with me, because: non. MAIS non. I mean, 1/65millionth of France and I are both-cheeks, air-kissy friends!

followed up *by*

Are you yelling at me or Smeagol92055? Also, is everyone just determined to take every single comment I make today as in deadly earnest? Because I'm very rarely in any sort of earnest, let alone the deadly kind.

Dude, seriously.

*Your

There is nothing more fun that having people take a flippant comment deadly seriously on a *Gawker* site. I just imagine you all as very brittle an outraged and with your eyes looking kind of lop-sided and bloodshot. I may have created fanart to that effect...

This is why people should never travel with small children! You spend thousands of dollars to travel to a country where you then pay too much for food you can get at home! Except for the French McDonald's bacon with bacon burger of which I've heard tell. And which he *did not order! *shakes head in puzzlement*

I dunno. You kind of seem to?

To be fair, I was just critiquing the victim's food choices. More of a sidebar than anything else.

*hands you award for Vaguest Comment of the Day*