You do know you can get sandwiches with ham AND BUTTER on them in France, right? Ham and butter *together* on fresh-baked bread! Seriously, I don't know how they aren't still a major super power.

Bacon inside *AND OUT?* "Why go to McDonald's in France?" question ANSWERED. New question: why didn't you ORDER THAT, Steve?! *dubious eyebrow*

Hi France! Love your mass transit system, your well-behaved dogs, and your cafe culture, babe. I think 1/65millionth of you perhaps needs to not take snark so seriously. *mwah!*mwah!*

I'm afraid I don't own any provings or any a giant snobs.

Yes, that is totally what I meant. I meant that I was sincerely and without any trace of irony or sarcasm blaming France. That's why I post on Gawker; because of my epic lack of snark.

Oh, they HAVE begun. Way have.

*not sure if trolling or just overly literal*

Oui, c'est possible.

So what you're saying is, you've never been to France.

Uhm, what the hell, France? You're letting your fast-food employees just assault people whose headgear they don't like, now? Was this some especially oblique Bastille Day observance?

Meanwhile, the Beluga whale is thinking, "OMG IT'S BUFFY! OMG!! Buffy is touching me!!! OMG!!!!11!!" Because, come on: whales love vampire slayers.

crashfrog is lying to you, btw. And it has a nice arc, even truncated as it was. I watched it well after it aired and loved it.

Why do straight people have to parade their sexuality in everyone's faces? Do they have some kind of an agenda? How am I supposed to explain this to my hypothetical children?

I'm sorry, is no one reading comments anymore? Because I THINK WE GET IT that half the internet disagrees about her comment being a Judd Apatow reference.

Standing in line to get various autographs while being condescended to about stuff we knew WAY MORE than the dudes bloviating in our directions about.

As someone who has actually been in a victim's shoes, you certainly seem determined to walk a mile in the shoes of someone who — at the worst — was briefly interrupted during a set as pretty much every performer has been since the dawn of time. Not exactly a surprising or even all that upsetting thing to have happen…

No, but you can have a critical thinking skills class because that will set these kids up to deal with anything life throws at them — religion, scams, politics...

She only believes in Bible-based math. Go ahead — ask her about cubits!

No, it really just never occurs to them. You try to explain how all this theocracy stuff they're pushing will lead to the religions they don't approve of pushing their agendas with impunity, and they just dismiss the idea as impossible.