Ash would be fine. The road was paved by Ash Ketchum. 

Maybe baking soda? I can’t use deodorant or toothpaste with baking soda. The Toms of Maine one is nice though - its just kind of oily.

I don’t think natural deodorant is necessary but I’ll use it if its on sale. I think it works fine except during your period.

Steve King has been saying loony stuff for years. And no one ever bothered to get rid of him. Like I am a foreign person who knows who he is because he said something so awful (defence of Todd Akin - who was also in other countries’ news) it was covered in the news in a different foreign country I moved too thats even…

She was probably scared no one would believe her or that she would have a hard time finding work with a court case. She did seem to consult a lawyer so maybe they thought she wouldn’t be able to get anywhere. 

Maybe to start another fake identity? You can’t just use the same one the whole time I guess. Like how is the middle aged one going to medschool again after a while? He’s going to have to but he’ll need to redo undergrad plus get into it again somehow. 

Its not like you can use a medical degree from 50 years ago while looking like a teenager. First of all you wouldn’t want that doctor who doesn’t retire out because his knowledge would be really out of date. Plus everyone would notice something was off. Not that I’d want a blood-lusty doctor anyway.

I really doubt he could function in a war setting if he can barely stop himself from eating non-bleeding people. Like he didn’t practice as a doctor right? If he can’t be in a hospital setting he probably can’t be in a battlefield. And if he can’t find a deer or whatever is he going to go crazy and decimate his own…

You don’t think teens are comparing their bodies to the often surgically altered ones in porn? You don’t think they are copying behaviour they see (when porn is their only source of information)?

...the article you linked is from an alternative health site, not a governing body of medicine or nutrition.

Edmunds speech about the meaninglessness of astrology is the best though.

I think its an abbreviated King Lear quote - from that bit where Edmund (who has way better quotes) catches him. Theres a couple lines between it about living and praying.

There is a horrible cheesy Canadian Vampire dramatization of Blood Ties. 

Yeah but isn’t Antonio Bandaras supposed to also be a child? 

I once read an Anne Rice book not realizing what the content would be (I think the Antonio Bandaras vampire was prominently featured but I’m not sure)- what she writes about children is disturbing.

Wasn’t there already a very sad episode of Criminal Minds like this?

I forgot about Chris Pratt, surely Chris Brown is the worst Chris?

The current whacked conspiracy theory is hospitals are listing COVID as cause of death because it allocates them more medicare money. And that they make more when people are put on respirators (apparently failing to realize that it costs the hospital money to have a respiratory tech and a respirator going.

Doesn’t Megan Fox have some sort of butterfly related King Lear quotation tattooed on her?

Yeah because obviously Trump has failed to commit the biggest sin possible in office - the one that requires endless coverage. Wearing a tan suit. Or even the lesser (but still terrible) act of using dijon mustard (that you can buy from the actual dollar store but is somehow “elitist”).