This dude nails it - its all jingle music. 

Sex varies in most genres. One of the Hugo winners a few years ago (Windup Girl maybe) was certainly something. It probably depends a lot on the individual publishing imprint. I used to work at a bookshop and the amount of bizarrely specific Harlequin imprints (also they had a YA imprint for some reason) even though…

I mean that is definitely a joke. Like that Twilight Cthulu parody. 

Thats the sort of thing your grandma forces you to practice when your left at her house for the day. 

Justin Bieber also has one about how he wants to play outside but he’s stuck under mistletoe or something. Its really kind of depressing because he really sounds like a kid in it.

Well apparently the producers were unethically recording the male body doubles.

I watched it on the Space Channel (Canadian Sci-Fi) and that was not included. I had a shock when I watched it elsewhere. Also one of the Gua’uld clearly sexually assaulted Daniel Jackson and it was just shrugged off.

You think more politicians would love hot sauce, they’re all old and can still taste it once their tastebuds start to go.

...Olly Murs from the X-factor? I don’t think he’s that young compared to her, maybe five years max.

She presents tv shows (think like a MTV VJ) and sometimes documentaries (she made one about eating disorders which was a more annoying version of the Fearne Cotton one).

He’s punishment for driving away Macklemore. The corny joke rapper that was not smug and gross.

Its not even his worst. That would be some sort of weird Chris Brown collab that ended up with him molesting Kendal Jenner.

Its like those Dear Canada books.

Their cream that comes in a tub is excellent for the uber dry skin people! I put vaseline over it at night too!

That is the exact rant my dad gives me every time he watches it. 

Its transgressive because she’s not embodying the traditional male fantasy but she’s enjoying herself

Lisa Bloom?

He’s probably fine - he’s hosted tv shows for years and he started young.

I think it means he’s saying he’s dating his gardener and now they’re jealous of this made up chauffeur?

They had that on screens across the Subway today.