That’s the darkest laffy taffy joke I’ve ever seen.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

I didn’t see anything there to take personally, and if Lennon hadn’t been so stingy with the divorce settlement or if he hadn’t left EVERYTHING to his 2nd wife and 2nd son, then I wouldn’t think Lennon owed Julian anything. Maybe I still don’t think he ‘owed’ him anything , but given how much Lennon neglected Julian…

I agree with all of you/with both sides. I do think people deal with things in different ways and, well-shit when it’s happening you have no other way to deal with it than in the way you have figured out for yourself, right?

Don’t forget all the BS we used to have to deal with before the loot and gear overhaul . It was perfectly acceptable for tank classes to roll on our damn bows and guns so they had a weapon they could use once to pull with, but how dare we rolled on a leather piece that had all our stats on it.

Whenever the notion of gun control comes up, the Right is very quick to point out that banning something doesn’t make it go away, it just means that people desperate enough will go through whatever means they need to obtain it.

Maybe I’m just a misanthrope, but the last thing I want to feel in a work out is “the warm embrace of a friend.” Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Don’t even look at me. Just let me sweat and suffer in peace.

(Or, fuck it, anytime.)

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.

Oh Miley. Btw I can’t stand her fake hippie “come from a place of love” bs. She might believe it but I can’t actually tell how genuine she is, sometimes I’m like “right on Miley, don’t let the haters bring you down!” and other times I’m like “darling lets just be quiet for a min”. You don’t get to say who get’s the…

“When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they’re about to be an asshole.”

Fox News reaps what they sow. Suddenly they have no idea what to do with frothing at the mouth conspiracy nutcases and the lumbering behemoth of tea partiers. It’s like watching Mickey Mouse frantically try to control the brooms he’s accidentally brought to life as they completely wreck the place.

I've been using this one all day

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

Back in 2001 I worked at Bath and Body Works at Lenox Mall in Atlanta, GA when Whitney and Bobby came in. Whitney bought over $600 of candles and lotions. Bobby picked out one thing - a fishbowl full of small orange goldfish shaped glycerine soaps. He wanted every single one we had for his daughter. I can’t stop…

Looks like he’s popping a squat to make his own fertilizer, and then I see the gun. Nice.

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

I just want to clear a few things up as someone “in the know” about how airplanes and flight catering actually works.