About wealthy socialite Daisy Collateral and her slow realization that her beauty really comes from her one true treasure: her face.

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

I’m not falling for this shit again. Let me guess, a kid died in his paws

It’s just because Drew wants to see that bird glove.

Pooping in the urinal = “the ole’ 2-in-1"

but Pence-as-disappointing-fries, that I can see. Disappointing fries are the WORST. They are the side dish you hope that no matter what the main course is like, you at least could turn to the fries but that just makes it worse when it turns out the fries want to electrocute all your gay friends and put a permanent…

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

I suggest letting the wookie get all the stars

That name is my name too!

I love how much she loves Bob Dylan. She mentions how much he’s influenced her a lot in her writings and in her youth. Performing a Dylan song would have been overwhelming for her. She’s magnificent.

I renounce all prior spirit animals. This paw-stompingly angry marmot is clearly my One True spirit animal.

If Trump won’t read can we at least make him sit down and watch The West Wing? It’s very educational and he’ll see exactly how much fun and free time he’ll have as president.

A photo representation of future cabinet meetings.

DO NOT google “bear covered in shit”

like most office Christmas parties that don’t involve Alan Rickman, turns into a very fun night.

Well, of course bestiality is legal in the District—ratfucking is Washington’s favorite pastime.

I’ll never understand why people disparage safe spaces, especially not the white dudes whose forefathers created private schools and the suburbs.