Much like the current election, Trump should have pulled out.

I thought Drew possibly wrote that article for GQ, then realized he probably wears diapers.

The shocking secret photo they don’t want you to see!

REALLY THOUGH

I can’t help but feel like Sharon Stone is doing a “fuck all you poors.”

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

I’m so sorry, Fred Astaire. This is all I can think of now:

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

Apple has now blocked the word “huge.”

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

That’s what Melania said.

“He can stop lying whenever he wants, he just really likes it!”

“She's the woooorrrsssst"

Univision would delete that post...

Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

easy

I’ve recently noticed that a lot of my drunk friends act like sober bears.